December 2010
5 tags
So my dad is watching a movie in the TV room
and I hear someone yell out “Edward, don’t!”
And I see the Eclipse DVD case on the counter
and I’m all
And my sister is all “You just hate it because it’s popular to hate it”
And I tell her a million reasons why Twilight is a disgrace to literature
And she’s all “as if you know, you’re...
squirrelfishies:
Basically, I read the employer bits in Jacqui’s voice. It fits every time.
ITS SO SO TRUE
ALL OF IT
I hate people
All of the best conversations end in Mean Girls
Jacqui: I just imagined like, a rapper
Me: LOL
Jacqui: With the baseball cap and the baggy pants.
Me: CONTINUE
Jacqui: and the chains
Jacqui: Like "AWWWW YEEEAH LOYALLY DEVOTED TO MY WOMAN BECAUSE I RESPECT HER AS A HUMAN BEING WHAT NOW MOTHEREFFERS"
Me: LAAAAWL
Jacqui: and the rest of the rap community like " . . . well damn"
Me: *rapper community shuffles collective feet"
Jacqui: On Wednesdays they wear pink
Me: YOU CAN'T SIT WITH US
Jacqui: LMAOOOO
Me: Those are Air-Jordans
Jacqui: WHERE ARE YOUR RAYBANS?
Me: YOU CAN'T PROMOTE A FRAGRANCE THAT'S SOCIAL SUICIDE
Jacqui: I SAT NEXT TO TIMBALAND IN ENGLISH.
Jacqui: HE ASKED ME HOW TO SPELL BITCH.
